Kyle

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I can make meaningful posts.

 

This is not one of them.

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Well there have been more or less meaningful posts on this site I'd say. It'd just been a while since anything like that had been posted on old UFG, 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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Old UFG was mostly spam.

 

Delicious spam.

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We're doomed. RIP NewFG, 2014-2014

I thought New Found Glory was older than that!

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I adopted a watermelon holder !

Name: Purple Sonic

Age: Purple

Likes: Holding Watermelons

Dislikes: Keeping things to himself

Owner: Carvool

Get one now!

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Which old UFG, OldOld UFG or OldNew UFG. Both were spam filled.

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Well every version of UFG has been filled with spam.

 

Glorious spam.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Extended version of Awkwardness: The Run.

 

You can see him gradually lose patience up until he just outright tells him to shut the fuck up. The look on GHG's face when his arse falls out is priceless.

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For the sake of seeing an actual winner in the First to Five Hundred topic, I combined the two since they're the same thing. Carry on!

 

8D

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Whoever reaches post #500 first will receive:

 

A free download of Kyle's free album when it comes out in like 2018.

 

(Also first post of NewUnfunnyGamer... Nunfunny Gamer)

 

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Whoever reaches post #500 first will receive:

 

A free download of Kyle's free album when it comes out in like 2018.

 

(Also first post of NewUnfunnyGamer... Nunfunny Gamer)

 

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I can vouch for that. My first album will be made up entirely of cover songs from the Sister Act soundtrack.

 

Also welcome to the posting part of the website, Jamie!

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YOU FOOL! NOW NONE OF THE POSTS ON THE FIRST 3 PAGES MAKE SENSE!

 

Oh well. Just please turn this into Last Person to Post once we reach 500.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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YOU FOOL.

 

BY MERGING THE TOPICS YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL.

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I think the 000webhost incident was an inside job so that Kyle wouldn't have to shell out the prize last time.

 

He's on to us. ABORT ABORT ABORT.

 

I just realized that merging topics creates anarchy by putting every post in chronological order. Sorry guys.

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This is a post.

Have a nice day.

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Wow way to clog the forums up with spam ethd.

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You're all terrible. 432 to go.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

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I am the king of spam. You know how you can be the king of spam? Start making money at home with Google. I bougyt myself a brandnew Audo with the $4770 per month I'm making. And so can u. http://thisistotallynotascamguys.com

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We already have a Spam Emperor.

 

We don't need a King too.

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Yes we do, and I am it.

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I am the king of spam. You know how you can be the king of spam? Start making money at home with Google. I bougyt myself a brandnew Audo with the $4770 per month I'm making. And so can u. http://thisistotallynotascamguys.com

 

This is the best post on NewFG.

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No it's not. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

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I'm very upset by this development; first to 500 has rules that contradict the spirit of last person to post wins.

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I adopted a watermelon holder !

Name: Purple Sonic

Age: Purple

Likes: Holding Watermelons

Dislikes: Keeping things to himself

Owner: Carvool

Get one now!

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