Kyle

SPAM GAME
The First to ONE THOUSAND

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You knew it was coming...the game you've all been waiting for...it's the First to Five Hundred (2014 Edition). We've tried playing this game in the past, but things have always prevented us from having a clear-cut winner. Last time we played, the board was deleted thanks to the fantastic people over at 000webhost. The time before that, almost everyone attempted to cheat their way to victory. What is this game, and why is it so hard to win?!

 

Because it's the First to Five Hundred! The object of the game is simple: the first player to make the five hundredth post within this topic wins. However, there are a few rules...

 

1. No double posting (or you could easily spam your way to victory)

2. No blank or otherwise inconsequential posts

3. NO CHEATING

 

What is the reason for all these silly rules, you might ask? Well, the winnner of this game will receive a prize from either the Steam store or the iTunes store worth a value equal to or less than $5.00. That's right, the five hundredth poster wins a prize provided by yours truly. Although, don't get your hopes up about winning. I never lose.

 

This is post #1. Let the games begin!

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Bitches be cray.

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No way this can go wrong. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

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You guys are so cute. Post number four is a winner 4 SHOR.

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How does one cheat in this exactly?

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Y'all motherhuggers gonna lose.

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How does one cheat in this exactly?

 

If I told you I'd have to kill you. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Maybe you should tell me.

 

And I'll kill you first instead.

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A NEW FORUM CALLS FOR A NEW LAST PERSON TO POST WINS.

 

CONGRATS FELIX YOU WON THE LAST ONE.

 

YOU NAZI FUCK.

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Empty threats from the resident keyboard warrior.

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Empty threats from the resident cunt.

 

FTFY

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Yeah Felix stop making empty threats.

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I'm sorry

 

:BD: 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Ahahahahaha

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Good you should be.

 

=D

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Y'all lose.

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Imma win this one.

 

You'll see.

 

YOU'LL ALL SEE.

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You will find, that it is YOU who are mistaken.

 

About a great, many things.

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You can't win Daniel.

 

If you post I will post more frequently than you could possibly imagine.

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Your feeble skills are no match for the power of Communism.

 

Now young Cap'n, you wil die...

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This is completely unnecessary.

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Gratz on the new website guys.

Also, avatar quality sucks so hard

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Gratz on the new website guys.

Also, avatar quality sucks so hard

 

Thanks, and yes your bikini babe avatar is bad quality. Why is that?

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