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Happy Birthday Carvool!

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Happy birthday, ya big lug. How old are you now?

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Hey! Thanks so much! This was my 22nd birthday. Had a sweet trip to Carlsbad Caverns which is a p dope place. Got some cool gifts, got some joke gifts. Was an all around cool day.

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I adopted a watermelon holder !

Name: Purple Sonic

Age: Purple

Likes: Holding Watermelons

Dislikes: Keeping things to himself

Owner: Carvool

Get one now!

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much younger than me , my son ..

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Fuck I missed your birthday.

 

Happy Birthday dude

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8 hours ago, Cap'n Myth said:

Fuck I missed your birthday.

 

Happy Birthday dude

TERRIBLE FRIEND.

Glad your birthday was a success. Carlsbad Caverns looks insane, I want to go.

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