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The Muck a Wish Foundation is back! Simply corrupt the wish of the person above you, and then make a wish of your own.

 

I wish gas were cheaper.

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Gas is cheaper, but water is now so expensive that you can't run your car anyway.

 

I wish all video games were free.

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Granted. All three of them suck. 

 

I wish there was world peace. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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Granted. But the new found world peace leaves us unable to fight back against an alien invasion.

 

I wish Reddit would stop rigging the Steam Summer Adventure contest.

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Granted. They now rig everything else. I for one welcome our new Reddit overlords. 

 

I wish the weather was less shitty.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Granted, but the weather switches business models and now requires microtransactions to make it less shitty.

 

I wish this game weren't so hard.

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Granted, but it's Barbie Dress-up Adventure.

 

I wish my headache would go away.

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Granted, now the rest of your body aches instead.

 

I wish things would release at the same time world wide so I don't have to dodge spoilers.

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Granted. Sadly, everything is now region-locked to Sri Lanka, despite it being on store shelves worldwide. And they take that shit seriously, there's a GPS unit in that whatever you just bought to make sure you're in Sri Lanka.

 

I wish I was guzzling Sriracha hot sauce right now.

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Your dream came true! It's mixed with spoiled milk so I hope you like that. 

 

I wish I had more free time.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Granted, I'm pretty sure Sriracha would make even spoiled milk tolerable.

Anyways, you now have more free time. You've been fired and immediately after your house burned down, which inexplicably had everything that has ever or will ever keep you occupied.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

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Granted, it's freezing cold outside. It is however hot inside since your house is burning down as well. 

 

I wish houses were less flammable. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Granted, they are now built out of the finest petroleum jelly.

 

I wish I didn't hate this Corrupt a Wish game like I do now.

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Granted. You now hate it worse than you do now.

 

I wish Kyle wasn't a hater.

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Kyle is no longer a hater. Without hate, Kyle loses his power and the forum is destroyed.

 

I wish I had a spaceship.

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Granted, it's a spaceship with window screens to let in fresh air, however you don't realize the design flaw until you've reached the stratosphere.

 

I wish I had sick rapping skills.

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Your sick rapping skills are so sick that people get sick of you getting your sick rapping skills all over them. But now you just can't stop puking.

 

I wish there was a reliable way to get enchanted puke out of clothes. Ewwww.... 

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Ha ha! Wish no longer friend, try a bottle of my Super Turbo Enchanted Puke Remover today!

 

Warning: Use of this product causes death in 100% of cases. Even being near an unopened bottle will result in insanity and the loss of one's friendship with the Emperor of the Sexually Deviant Cabbage Men.

 

I wish I could stop seeing people that know me when I'm out.

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Granted, you now see them when you're inside.

 

I wish that I could think of something to wish for.

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Granted. You can think of plenty of things to wish for. None of them will ever come true and in fact your life keeps getting worse. 

 

I wish I was less cynical. 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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Granted. You're now dead. At least you're not cynical, though.

 

I wish I was the king of the world.

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Granted, you are Leonardo Dicaprio and you die at the end of the Titanic.

 

I wish this thing would come off.

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That thing came off. Of course, that thing was your right arm. Whoops!

I wish I stopped impulse buying games when they're on sale.

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Granted, you know impulse buy games when they're full price instead.

 

I wish Half Life 3 would come out.

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Turns out Half Life 3 was Valve's codename for the killer robot they built with all that hat money. I for one welcome our new Gaben overlord!

 

I wish for infinite wishes!

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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