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E3 2017: Current Year Edition

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JUNE 11-15, 2017

Attention, I am beginning the E3 2017 Hype Train™ now it's going to be...

Also, for those of you who are interested (which is no one except for me), there will be a new Need for Speed game for the first time in two years. The last NFS was terrible, so terrible that the studio that developed it wrote an open letter to fans basically apologizing to fans for how it was and assuring them that the latest installment will be better. While the game hasn't been revealed yet, the most important thing to note is that it will not be ALWAYS ONLINE like the last game was. The developers actually pointed out that you can pause the new game. What a time to be alive. Here is the teaser image. The full reveal will be at E3.

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Anything you guys are looking forward to at E3 this year? PROJECT SCORPIO?

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Schedule: http://www.ign.com/wikis/e3/E3_2017_Live_Streams_and_Press_Conferences

I'm not sure how involved I can get this year since my mom's birthday is on the 11th and I'll be on the 5-hour trips there and back early on the 10th and late on the 12th respectively. Then on the 13th I have to work again.

Will try to show up though. I'm excited for Nintendo's conference, if only to see if there are actually going to be games on the Switch.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

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Apparently Devolver Digital is holding a conference as well. Somewhat out of left fucking field but could be cool. An indie show, basically. Just like the good parts of the other press conferences.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

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I can't wait for hipsters to hold press conferences

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Or treehouses if you're an uberhipster. I look forward to Nintendo's showing to see what new old games they add to the $300 Zelda Machine's lineup.

21 hours ago, Zocker said:

Apparently Devolver Digital is holding a conference as well. Somewhat out of left fucking field but could be cool. An indie show, basically. Just like the good parts of the other press conferences.

This could be fun or boring depending on what they show off. Does Devolver have enough stuff to even fill a press conference? Bethesda's conference seemed to drag on so long last year.

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I made a list in anticipation for all the exclusives that are coming to the Nintendo Switch™.

I hope you guys are as excited as I am for the next two years of fun gaming on my Nintendo Switch™.

Have you made the Switch™?

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Upcoming PS4 and Xbox One games:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

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MR. CAFFEINE 2017!!!

 

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Don't you dare defend Aisha Tyler or I will report you to the moderators.

 

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Mr. Caffeine is a hero and must return

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Doobly doobly doo

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

bees are just serendipitous cuckolds for the entire Plantæ kingdom.

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oh zocker , you are kawaii .   :wub:  

- Hedgie

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EA in a few hours I think? Won't be able to be there, but things are looking good for the next days.

EDIT: https://www.destructoid.com/here-s-how-long-each-of-the-e3-press-conferences-are-440780.phtml

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

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EA was boring, surprising nobody. (Aside from A Way Out, that looks pretty cool.)

I hope Microsoft is at least bad in a funny way. Check this to disregard time zones. I'll be there.

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On 13.9.2016 at 6:31 AM, Skye said:

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I can confirm, it was boring and SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS (game) SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS (social media influencer) SPORTS SPORTS. A Way Out does look cool, and I am back to being mildly interested in Need for Speed as long as the driving is fun and the cops are challenging, but that remains to be seen. Looking forward to see how Microsoft can sell the gaming community on the Scorpio which is rumored to be $500, matching the PS4 Pro price I think. I'll be here too.

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Here's some Youtuber cringe

 

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This causes me physical pain and I can't finish watching it

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Really poor showing this year at E3 across all press conferences. Just watched Sony and it was mostly a more fleshed out retread of last year's games and some uninteresting VR stuff. I feel like Sony had a comparatively great showing last year because they showed off a bunch of games that were either 2+ years off or delayed indefinitely like FF7 Remake.

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